Spider mites attacked inside out… new solution

As a true scientist, I was starting to worry that I’d run out of mites…

So I saw two of my regular clients, and both brought with them plenty of mites.

The second, true to my predictions, has developed cancer, will have his surgery on the 11th. He left me with ear mite eggs, and spider mites, nine, exactly. He also suffers from poor sleep… not a surprise at all.

So I was suffering mightily sitting at my computer… One spider mite had already laid five eggs in my insides, and I was not looking forward to the time when they would hatch.

So I asked a question: Is there anything that I can eat, take, or drink that would stop those eggs from developing into nymphs?

The answer surprised me. I thought I had already asked that question, but obviously not. And the answer was half-yes/half no.

Does this mean doctors have a solution? Yes, Do I have anything herbal that does the same? And the answer was: I have something.

I have taken it, and lo and behold, the freshly laid spider mite eggs are dead. My body is still itching, but outside is easier to handle… Maybe I’ll take a bath and wash off the mites that are on me…

I hope you see that unless you pay me, I won’t give you any of my solutions… Why should I? I suffered, I bought stuff, I am experimenting for you… so if you want it, pay for it. No other way.